@groupie supreme: That's what I first thought. Arrest and question everyone who buys the book.

@ErikAndres81: Yes! Absolutely the best part of the show. And Oprah

@Clamps: They sold out on smaller govt too.

@Yazah: I think he's attacking Proposition 19 as being poorly written, not yours.

@3in1Doctor: Read "Super Sad True Love Story: A Novel" by Gary Shyentgart. (That could be spelled wrong.) It's similar and great!

Is the chopping black Gugu Mbatha-Raw?

@Charles Bronson Smile: A guy named Axle.

@elephantom: Me too!

It's not a mall, it's a store on Hollywood Blvd.

@ps61318: I'm with the flight attendant. The person who gets up early to grab the stuff is always the one with no balance. It's one of the laws of physics.

@golferal: When have we elected an elite expert in the last 20 years? We've been electing dumber and dumber reps and are shocked when our Congress does dumber and dumber things. When you need surgery, do you go to a regular guy with common sense or one of those elite experts commonly called a doctor?

I think he sucks. Listening to him call three games against the same opponent is painful. "Uggla means owl in Swedish." "Ken Griffey, Jr. tried to kill himself in high school."

@Peter Cavan: That's what I'm thinking. It's just weird.

I want that Winston jersey.

Who gets to throw the ceremonial first pitch at his head for wearing that stupid eyeblack?

@Juancho: The best reaction was of the runner — OMG, I just ruined everything!!

@norbizness: Usually umps say nothing. And they never go to the player and apologize personally.

How do I know you're not gay?

@MPGraber: Exactly!

I used to track every penny obsessively, but then my husband and I went to cash. As long as we don't spend over our "allowance", I don't really care where the money goes. Makes monthly financial reconciliations soooo much easier.