@Chris Hanson's Axe: I read that Congress/Senate/State Govt did something really stupid, then I read letters like this, and I think, we really do have a truly representative government. [sigh]

So, Bob broke his promise to God? He's going straight to hell.

Wait, let me get this straight. Getting drunk and giving consent to have other drunks BRAND you is NOT a good idea? Got it. Thanks. There might be a PSA in this somewhere.

I don't think Bravo is going to pick this one up.

@Phintastic: And a black leather jacket.

Back in my day, an Ivy Leaguer could write a coherent sentence. And GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Plaschke hasn't thought sports should be fun since around '95. I hate that guy.

@UpstateUnderdog: They can only play postseason for a national championship, which is why you don't see the Ivies in the NIT either.

Seriously, and for guys who want kids, ask yourself, Would this woman be a good mother? Jesse James is now shocked that his porn star drug addicted ex-wife isn't a great mom?! Really?!

As the idiot known as Mark Teixeira said, "To the rich, go the spoils."

Let me guess — his mom was one of the seventy. #antoinewalker

Gentlemen, let's be clear, you date a woman with a name like Brandy Box, at some point, the police will be called. #philadelphiaeagles

@Walker Told Me I Have AIDS: It's root, root, root for the home team. Yes, you have to switch every time you move.

@ChristianSerpent: No MLB stadium in California have beer guys.

I think this is the new bachelor from "More to Love 2".

The worst thing about Dodger Stadium is the worst thing about LA in general — it's such a starfucking kind of place. You only paid $75 for your seat? Sucker, wait three innings to get through a 10 person line and enjoy your stale pretzel, tepid Dodger weenie and $12 beer. Walk past the Baseline Box Club, where 3…

I know it's heresy, but Vin is really not that good. If you catch one game a series, he's okay, but you can only hear "Uggla, in Swedish, means owl", once in a lifetime, not three games in a row.

Unless, of course, you are Ted Haggard.

@Anti-Barbaro Society: No joke. Articles like these make me CRAZY. Prince Charles may be smart, but he got the job because he was born to the Queen. Give me a break.