@Ichiro Death Glare: They should only offer this to retirees on state pensions.

Kifflin won't be there when the kid is a freshman.

@KiddyKat: Supply and demand. As we get fatter as a nation, thin becomes rarer, thus more in demand. When Queen Elizabeth rules, most people had to work outside, so pale skin was rarer, thus more in demand. I'm so glad my high school had a free enterprise class. COME ON PEOPLE!

@KLondike5: OK, I give. What's tater tot hotdish?

@Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: She got him to admit that the whole thing was a lie. "Yes, I went to you and you were very nice".

Even worse was Plaschke's "I told you so" article. The LA Times sports section is a joke.

@UkraineNotWeak: Laugh.

@BelichickSpiesOnYou: If this was O'Reilly, his mother would have raised a douche, and thus, not have been worthy of a touching obituary.

@AliciaSacramonesBrownie: I'm guessing he's going to be working at the Tenaha PD real soon.

@Colonel Dubby: If this happens, and I think it has a chance, I will come to your house and bitch slap you.

The best thing about the .5 tip in, is that the players act like it's no big deal.

The best part of Duke's win over Maryland? Vitale was NOT calling the game. Can you imagine?

@ceedat: Please. Once he fails in the NFL, I see a motel 6, hookers and blow in his future.

@anonymouseducator: Funny, Bob says 75% of the Filipinos haven't heard the gospel, but the country is 90% Catholic. I guess it's just the gospel of Bob Tebow they haven't heard.