is this English?

They’re there so the Mustang can’t sense them. If it can’t sense them, it doesn’t know to hunt.

THEN HOW COME THEIR SEX IS COLD AND PERFUNCTORY?!!!

Bless your heart.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Agreed.  I definitely rate this one more of a VP (Vape Pen) than a CP , either way , not touching it.

“status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response”

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Yeah, I was following the investigation for a while as well, but it was patently obvious that it was going to go nowhere a few months after it started. Its horrible enough to lose a family member in a plane crash, but the pain of not having any closure has got to be so much worse. What a shit show. 

“Slight left, slight right, 300 meters until sharp.....FUCK!!!

These things are absolutely tiny. 13 feet long, 5 feet wide, 13" wheels.

Counterargument: these weigh less than a ton, which means at 200 HP their power-to-weight is about the same as a Focus RS

The highest praise a Jalop can offer. :)

But why?

Tricycle tires*

I think the argument is “off-sides shouldn’t matter if the play is cool” which is still not a good argument to make.

...Is this post essentially arguing that football should just get rid of the offside rule? Or that somehow it becomes a completely optional rule for the referees? As otherwise I don’t really know what the point here was?