Stories like these really bring out my lesser angels so I’m just going to say I hope that the two ground technicians and the pilot are cleared of any responsibility for this Darwinian death.

A very thin mainspring and barrel I would imagine. 

Shit, if anything his business will be booming from this because, Texas. 

Today’s insane used car prices have ruined the whole process of virtual tire kicking. There’s just no point. Everything is dumb.

I want the ladybug on the bezel special edition!

Erin is just fucking with her detractors at this point. 

I’m starting to think this Lindell character might be non compos mentis. Like, he shouldn’t be in charge of his affairs or be able to drive a car kinda crazy. 

Surely Oceano and the Netherlands knew they would have to dismantle the bridge as soon as the ship’s design was submitted. Are the people of the Netherlands as aggrieved about it as seemingly the rest of world? Maybe that’s not the point.

It bums me out that I had to cancel one of my regular Youtubers over this.

Fucks sake. There’s your well regulated militia. Fucking ineffectual clown.

I wonder if BMWs account for a higher number of these infractions or if they’re just more publicized because of the delicious schadenfreude of seeing a douche canoe’s car get fucked because he’s (Let’s be real. They’re all men) such an entitled asshole.

Thank you

Not sure what market is showing F1 qualifying instead of college football on Saturday at 3 pm on ESPN but it sure isn’t Louisville Ky according to the direct TV guide.

God forbid the baddies don’t accidentally shoot a few inches higher at the only part of him that won't spark when hit with bullets.

Gateway classic cars. Yep, that sounds about right for them. Their prices are all crack pipe. 

Well, He’s the biggest cootie I ever saw.

I’ve often wondered if I’d have an existential crisis if I became ‘couldn’t spend it it 100 lifetimes’ rich. I’d probably off myself, too.

Technically it's a pistol not a rifle since it has no stock and a short barrel, though it's destructive potential is still devistating. Man, it's scary to live in a country where there's more firearms in circulation than there are people and many of them are in the hands of conspiracy believing dumb fucks itching for…

If only there weren't so many proven instances of bent cops doing exactly what this cop appeared to be doing we wouldn't have assumed the worst. 

It's good to see the citizens of Philly put their asholery to good use, for once.