It's sad that we're doing handstands over this accomplishment 50 years after putting men on the moon. 

That everything was going to be okay.

Other than the massive inconvenience you experienced that’s a pretty gratifying outcome. The bastards went bust and you got to witness its very essence first hand. 

“I could mention the names of many that it would please me if I could read their obituaries in the paper in the morning”

The more surprising fact was that he was alive.

I think Brad is a fan of the Jordan kissing technique from The Land Ship episode of Bob’s Burgers.

Germany has a surprisingly high % of smokers. 

Who is the husky's parent in all of this? 

I’m going to blind guess that this is around a 95% crack pipe in the voting.

I don't think I searched for chain wallets or skull head necklace lately. I did search 'can Trump declare martial law' recently, though. 

I’ll be glad when this douche-chill inducing ad goes away.

I wish my backup camera was wider angle. 

I miss the days when you didn’t have to be 3/4s of the way out of a parking space before you knew if another car was barreling down on you. 

Used Cars is a classic and still holds water to this day. It’s still hilarious! Your memory of it won’t be sullied if you re-watch it, I’m sure.

The Clydesdales wear that look so much better than Snooki.

Of course she is. 🤮

I sincerely hope Maryville, Missouri gets hit by an asteroid. 

Nothing new about that.

Colossal fuck up, but yeah, I loled