The more surprising fact was that he was alive.

I think Brad is a fan of the Jordan kissing technique from The Land Ship episode of Bob’s Burgers.

Germany has a surprisingly high % of smokers. 

Who is the husky's parent in all of this? 

I’m going to blind guess that this is around a 95% crack pipe in the voting.

I don't think I searched for chain wallets or skull head necklace lately. I did search 'can Trump declare martial law' recently, though. 

I’ll be glad when this douche-chill inducing ad goes away.

I wish my backup camera was wider angle. 

I miss the days when you didn’t have to be 3/4s of the way out of a parking space before you knew if another car was barreling down on you. 

Used Cars is a classic and still holds water to this day. It’s still hilarious! Your memory of it won’t be sullied if you re-watch it, I’m sure.

The Clydesdales wear that look so much better than Snooki.

Of course she is. 🤮

I sincerely hope Maryville, Missouri gets hit by an asteroid. 

Nothing new about that.

Colossal fuck up, but yeah, I loled

Toto Wolfe said it perfectly when interviewed after the race. "overall, for us, it was just a colossal fuck up" much to the chagrin of the two fellows interviewing him. Lol! 

Yeah, he took that pretty personally it seemed. 

That is such a great/terrible movie. I’ve got to watch it again soon.

Ha! I’m a hairs breadth from atheism myself. I was just expressing amazement at him surviving. Without a doubt safety technology is responsible for his survival.