Weird, I was in the military and my oath was as follows:

A Navy unit showing support for the commander in chief.

Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Yea I was going to say thats a pretty big stretch there.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

I wanted to post images of a circle jerk and put a picture of gawker media in the center to make an analogous representation of the editors’ collective anti-trump opinions. Fortunately, I’m at work and would probably be fired for GIS’ing “circle jerk.”

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

I’m going to assume less than people kill.

The stupid brightness slider in Control Center. Every time I try to change the brightness it tries to slide over to the music section. Drives me nuts!