And with that wonderful and measured response, you just earned a new fan Kat! Well done!

Super Henge: The next Britpop "it" group.

All babies are demon babies.

If you're attractive that means you have to take pictures of yourself? Such a horrible burden this "attractiveness" is...

I hate you.

She won't be singing the same song when the adult onset diabetes sets in.

Maybe you need to re-examine your views on White on Brown cultural appropriation, too?

If you talk to customers of color, you only encourage them to return.

Cake?

All my friends got dumber after having babies. I blame Disney.

Wait... so people have sex for other reasons that True and Everlasting Love? I am shocked. SHOCKED!

Oh... so raping children is only for Catholics now? You all need to let go of your religious bigotry - America is built on the freedom for members of ALL faiths to rape children. That's what makes this country 'Murica!

So... it was your first time reading NYMag?

Maybe they talk to you like you're stupid because everybody else in your entire business is so fucking stupid?

What about the blow jobs? Are those just for fun?

I think it's a Lenny and Squiggy thing...

Some people NEED to be ashamed.