Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

So all of a sudden “shitting the bed” is a bad thing? Wow. Jeez. Yeesh.

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

uhhhhh, where’s Persona 5

You would think that Wilpon would have a better understanding of “unsustainable” economic models by now.

The police have nothing to go on.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

Wow. Trump knows these kids are black, right?

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

♪ ♫ Ooooooklahoma where the refs go messing up the games! ♬

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

One of the few times when the over/under in Vegas is obvious.