Shrimp and Sauerkraut pizza.

So the Mets have to give up actual prospects and make a weird but even-ish trade and the Phillies get to have Segura in exchange for a worse player?

There’s a bad part of me that thinks the Niners shouldn’t have released him. When you have an awful person on your team, what good does it do for the world to cut him and let him play for a different team?

It’s not like Carlsen was in an unstoppable position when he offered the draw. He was up, but he wasn’t up a ton. Besides, he had been down all game until the very end, according to Stockfish.

I guess it’s nice the Niners cut him, but I’m not certain how Foster playing for some other team contributes to the greater good.

Is he? He had a great debut and a bad 2nd game. That’s not really enough of a sample size.

The last time Alex Smith got hurt, Colin Kaepernick led his team to the Super Bowl.

The guy wearing a bear head in True Grit.

Scherzer had a really, really good year. A vote for him isn’t entirely unjustifiable. I have to figure Maffei didn’t expect to be the only one, so he wasn’t prepared for all this. Because he’s not handling it particularly well.

Steve Somers is so, so, so good.

If you look at the package, it’s called “Taylor Pork Roll”, which is as close to trolling as it gets.

North Carolina, Portland, Omaha, Montreal, a third team in New York, or El Paso.

Even if the reference isn’t boring, it’s still just “I am aware of a non-boring thing.”

My “old man yells at cloud” take on Halloween is that too many people dress up as characters rather than things and get really excited about whether or not people “get” the reference.

Why are boosters so invested in Durkin? He’s not even a proven good coach.

My point is that he old.

Other than assassinating Ruben Tejada?

I’ll root for almost anything over Chase Utley getting another ring. I don’t care if he’s on the postseason roster or not.

Every time someone watches a clip of that game, Gregg’s strike zone grows another few inches.

Hot take: Glavine wasn’t good. He just had Javy Lopez setting up way outside the catcher’s box to frame pitches eight inches off the outside corner.