Gold.

Wait, so Vrabel iced his own kicker and the eagles didn’t go, “gee, obviously they’re going for it?"

I have no idea. Bench him ten games, and he’ll just return after that and decapitate someone else.

At some point, the NHL should actually do something about Tom Wilson. I thought he should’ve been suspended the whole postseason after he killed Aston-Reese (third guy he’d injured in ten games). Pinging him with a single-digit suspension over and over does nothing.

Maricopa County has thousands of untested rape kits.

Making ends meat. Subtle.

Some old man said deGrom doesn’t deserve the Cy Young because he’s not pitching in pressure situations.

It’s David Freakin’ Wright. I don’t care if he has nothing left, he’s getting a hit in his first AB back.

True, but the Orioles did have a brief blip of being good between the mid 00s and now.

None of this would be justified by Maryland being a good football team. I don’t mean to suggest that winning makes torturing players okay. But I’d understand that there are enough assholes out there that might think this way.

He also didn't leave the dugout after being ejected, which should net him a short suspension.

What risk? You sign him for almost nothing and then either he plays or he doesn’t. The risk is the 700k or whatever his salary is.

Well said.

Yes.

Lox and capers and cinnamon raisin bagels are all delicious. Who cares about the combination?

Maybe don’t fire your coach after you go 9-7?

There's also that.

Kicking an FG late on 4th and 1 to go up 6 is for suckers.

Shove him, maybe. But Suh got hit with a roughing for tossing Cutler with a shove that one time. Shoving actually looks worse because of how far you can throw a guy.

This is the second Met pitcher to be hit in the chest by a line drive in three days. Wheeler got one, too.