I don’t know what drunk people came up with these brackets.

Poor guy.

Todd Frazier wasn’t just better than Mike Moustakas last year; he was significantly better.

Chris Tillman always kinda bothered me. Everyone got so excited over him punching the ball out, and it was a pretty sweet move, but whenever he tried and failed to connect with the ball he was just punching a dude, which seems like something you’re not supposed to do.

of Montreal’s Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer wins that title for me. “The Past is a Grotesque Animal” pretty much can’t be beat. Even the track title is killer.

Are you really trying to say a guy sucks because he didn’t quite make the all-star game in half his seasons?

With all due respect to Tony Clark (I liked him! He’s tall! He had an inexplicably good year with the Mets!) maaaaaaaybe have a lawyer or person with a degree in this stuff in charge?

My favorite thing about this debate is that the product itself is labelled “Taylor Pork Roll”.

This is terrible, except for the talking-to-your-3b-counts-as-a-mound-visit, which is extra terrible.

Ugh. We could start Lagares in center full-time and have a great defensive outfield. Instead, this pushes Conforto to center and makes us weak at two OF positions. All to acquire a guy who can’t get on base and will put up an ops+ of like 110.

Crack! It’s because crack!

It amazes me how, given that Geralt is an unstoppable magic-wielding juggernaut, so many bad guys figure that like three or four armed mooks can take him down.

As a Niners fan, I have full confidence that Jed York will fuck this up.

As a Capitals hater, it seems to me that in the postseason, Ovechkin can be slowed down by a lot of defensive attention. Since his best skill is shooting rather than passing (though he can certainly pass), tying him up can be effective.

Obviously, 100x is not meant to literally be literal.

Meh. I don’t care a ton if they miss a guy stepping on a line, though they should fix this.

He burned out in like four years, but Rey Ordonez at his peak was better.

Marginally? Marginally?!?!

Can we call that the Jim Edmonds effect?

Either fouls need to be able to be assessed on replay, or the refs need to take them into consideration when reviewing out of bounds calls.