Myth?

I was in a college classroom when some construction above us sounded like a shooting. Sounds dumb, I know, but I guess some nail guns use gunpowder. I kinda looked at everyone and they all acted like it was an actual shooting, one guy saying that he had been near enough to know what it sounded like, so I dove under…

I missed that pairing (Modest Mouse / Man Man) during that tour because my roommate/ride had to go to cooking class.

The original MADtv was bad, right? What's an off-brand version of bad?

I have a gripe, and it doesn't exactly fit your comment, but I figure this is as good a jumping-off place as any.

I ghosted someone once, kinda.

something something lying.

His political self-description of "fiscal liberal. social conservative" is just beyond perfect.

I normally don't care what U2 does, but I'd prefer they leave William Blake out of it.

Lyrics are accompanied by music. Poetry generates its own music.

Two responses:

What's wrong with poetry being a niche entertainment/art/academic industry?

English does have a gender-neutral singular pronoun. It's just horribly dehumanizing and no one wants anything to do with it when referring to a person.

That "never has anything but Fox News on" syndrome is a weird one.

They do.

For me, Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons and Misery is a Butterfly are the top two, with 23 coming in 3rd.

I watched a teenage girl peel her drunk middle-aged mother off of Loggins.

I saw Kenny Loggins like three days ago.

Oh, I mean the orange is the new black finale. I bailed on Weeds after maybe four seasons.

I liked the finale, but that's a terrifying thought.