What about The Rock?  There's no better plot than "Nic Cage and Sean Connery break into Alcatraz."  None.

What about The Rock?  There's no better plot than "Nic Cage and Sean Connery break into Alcatraz."  None.

That's it.  We've reached peak internet.  Everyone go home.

That's it.  We've reached peak internet.  Everyone go home.

I haven't lost a rock yet.  Knowing me, I will.

I haven't lost a rock yet.  Knowing me, I will.

You know, maybe it just had to do with living out west (Salt Lake City, Seattle) at the time, but I never thought of Band of Horses as sounding particularly southern-ish on their first two albums.

You know, maybe it just had to do with living out west (Salt Lake City, Seattle) at the time, but I never thought of Band of Horses as sounding particularly southern-ish on their first two albums.

One Million Moms is a hate group.  They shouldn't be on a kinda-fun-intolerance chart.

One Million Moms is a hate group.  They shouldn't be on a kinda-fun-intolerance chart.

That's not… really… all that similar to Animal Collective.

That's not… really… all that similar to Animal Collective.

Then we'll seduce women!  Lots of women!

Then we'll seduce women!  Lots of women!

Wait, there's someone who doesn't love the Halloween episode?  That's my favorite, and the one I show friends who haven't seen Home Movies.

I had to read this four straight years in elementary and middle school.  It was a pretty good book.  But come on.

I had to read this four straight years in elementary and middle school.  It was a pretty good book.  But come on.

In Starvin' Marvin, Cartman calls Kyle a Vas Deferens.  That's gold right there.

In Starvin' Marvin, Cartman calls Kyle a Vas Deferens.  That's gold right there.

I like shortbreads.  Favorites are Tagalongs or Thin Mints, obviously.  Although the health numbers on Tagalongs are just horrifying.