I read the comics age 11 after seeing the film in the cinema. They messed me up, but the ultraviolence was something else. Funny, too, and they gave us a truly sinister villain in the silent and unstoppable monolith that was Walter. Shame the series sort of petered out.

Some of us are so desperate to leave our horrible jobs that we'll try anything. However, I suspect that Gwen isn't desperately trying to get out of a decade of customer service and into something more 'creative'.

Worried about the reception my forthcoming book 'Dimly Lit Meals for One: Heartbreaking Tales of Sad Food and Even Sadder Lives' is going to receive on here tbqfh.

Looks like he's climbing the Whatsamatterhorn.

I grew to really love this album but the opening track is slightly misleading. It's all significantly less bouncy following that point.