Yup. A day late, several trillion dollars short.

God, what a stupid year

The best band is Van Halen.

Trolling needs its Manhattan Project!

Gay Conversion Therapy isn’t just a hoax - it’s evil. My cousin was forced to try it four years ago by our grandparents. When he came back he had nothing but horror stories and one particularly stuck with me. He told me that when he decided to become gay he made a pact with himself that it was a final and permanent…

Isn’t low screen time standard arch-villain protocol? That, more than anything else, increases the mystery surrounding them. It’s the Big Bad trope (although in this case the Emperor became the Bigger bad in ROTJ).

If the name doesn’t scare you off, Jeff Magnum’s awful, awful voice will.

What did you think was going to happen? You should have written

Skatrick Skateman? I love that guy!

You know, not every subject deserves a documentary or even acknowledgement that it once existed.

This post is so inside-baseball it is actually made of cork.

I was actually going to write about this. That first album by Montrose is one of the most impressive debut albums in rock and certainly one of the truly great hard rock/metal albums ever made. It is essentially proto-Van Halen with the same sort of energy that defined that band’s legendary self-titled five years…

Oh my God, please get off Facebook now, people. Not a single person in this fucking world needs Facebook’s “solution” to the fact that it is a cesspit by design.

People have gotta stop acting like Jill Stein is the reason the Democrats lost...

Ugh, what an awful pile of music. Though punk covers of Christmas carols are worse.

In the interim between ’90s indie rock and early 2000s post-punk, many of us Jimmies of that generation of American scenesters briefly went Mod. We championed rigidly revivalist garage bands like The Mooney Suzuki, and went to “soul” parties where we danced to Nuggets singles while old episodes of Shindig! were…

I always find it funny that we’re obsessed with finding Russian influence in our elections via backdoors, espionage etc while Chuck Schumer can stand front and center at the AIPAC summit and literally cry while talking about his undying devotion to Israel, a foreign country with distinct interests from our own. The US…

Facebook stopped being an enjoyable user experience 10 years ago. Then it was useful for keeping in touch with people during the transition from student-hood to adulthood, and all the moves, name changes, lost phones, and transitions to less embarassing email addresses that entails.

This is one paid Russian troll I can get behind