RP1 really is just Snow Crash but Stupid and Badly Written.

People who think that Vader was just a vocal performance are nuts. Prowse brought real physicality and a terrifying aura to the character. Every time he so much as tilted his head, or wordlessly strode into a room, he absolutely owned the space. He could have been an awkward mess but Prowse rocked every moment he was…

How is he a fraud? I mean, as opposed to any other magician?

AvClub’s news writing is pretty much just a delivery vector for unnecessary snark and abrasive takes. Hughes’ articles in particular.

Better yet, all public domain songs. I’m way into the idea of unlicensed biopics having the star sing, say, Camptown Races. 

Yeah Netflix doesn’t give a damn that he feels bad, but his new specials are (currently) worth more than reruns of a 15+ year old show. It’s not going to set any precedent from anyone who doesn’t have similar pull.

Rare instance where I was happy to see Paxton die in a movie. Although it helped establish a pretty strong brand for him as the schmuck who goes out like a mensch.

Bill Paxton’s character is somehow more obnoxious than Busey, though.

Fairly sure that 10 Cloverfield Lane wasn’t a found footage movie about a bunch of rich Manhattanites running from a monster, yeah.

You’re not even complaining about the right Cloverfield movie.

This will be an unpopular take.

Yeah. But the My Pillow guy also included a set of his Giza Dream Sheets and Carson said it was the most comfortable near death experience he ever had.

our current gun control laws are a direct response to the black panthers carrying guns in the 60's in California- under governor reagan

America is very much not OK.

Oh, I’m certain he’ll be fucking fine, but that didn’t stop me from laughing my ass off at this.

It’s too bad... I had liked her in Haywire, Deadpool and here. I liked that a woman who weighed more than 105 pounds was being portrayed as both hot and heroic. But if she hasn’t learned by now to keep her mouth shut lest the whole world find out that you are a flaming, nasty asshole, that’s on her. I can’t see her…

Digging into conspiracy theories, it’s a matter of “when” not “if” you’ll hit a layer of antisemitism.

Everybody’s going to Mario or bread, but my old ass immediately thought of George Gobel sitting next to superstars Bob Hope and Dean Martin on the old Carson show and SLAYING them with one line. ‘You ever think the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?’