Looks like Demon Sperm Doctor (who isn’t right about a lot, but may be on to something about alien lizard people in government, because Stephen Miller) has filled the melanated speaking slot this year. I am hoping for an appearance by Ghost Herman Cain, if he can step away from Twitter long enough.

Great googly moogly!

What if they changed it to the Chefs? I mean, they do like a good barbecue there...

As someone whose ancestors are actually from this continent I say if they don’t like it they can go back where they came from.

It’s almost like Snyder either doesn’t understand or actively disdains the concept of heroism.

You overestimate their base.

Also, slavery.

Again . . . you are claiming the absolutely most generic, boring horror film ever made, World War Z, was more entertaining than Train to Busan.

What the duck?

If you and your film school buddies think World War Z was way better than Train to Busan, then I don’t want to see any of your movies.

Ugh, why does every animated show look exactly like this now. 

“Loss of enjoyment of life” LOL.

If you’re looking for something more recent that Crowe is good in, The Nice Guys is great.

Every character on Bob’s Burgers looks like Jorge Posada.

“I’d see that for a dollar!”

As you have mentioned, there will always be only one road psycho for me; RIP Mr. Hauer:

Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get so angry at other people for liking things.

I love it, okay, let’s imagine we are in “Contemporary Visual Arts and Culture Studies 101: Analysing Image Selections in Kotaku Articles”. First, this is one hell of an article and the images chosen are appropriate for several reasons. By choosing official promotional images and juxtaposing them with the reports…

My favorite Dolly story comes from a friend who long ago used to work in administration for a university that was giving Dolly an honorary degree and having her deliver the commencement speech. Dolly and her people were all wonderful to work with as they were sorting out the details to make it happen and really the…

Me, a Memphian: No love for Three 6 Mafia? Or Big Star?