Looks like Demon Sperm Doctor (who isn’t right about a lot, but may be on to something about alien lizard people in government, because Stephen Miller) has filled the melanated speaking slot this year. I am hoping for an appearance by Ghost Herman Cain, if he can step away from Twitter long enough.

Great googly moogly!

What if they changed it to the Chefs? I mean, they do like a good barbecue there...

As someone whose ancestors are actually from this continent I say if they don’t like it they can go back where they came from.

It’s almost like Snyder either doesn’t understand or actively disdains the concept of heroism.

You overestimate their base.

Also, slavery.

Again . . . you are claiming the absolutely most generic, boring horror film ever made, World War Z, was more entertaining than Train to Busan.

What the duck?

If you and your film school buddies think World War Z was way better than Train to Busan, then I don’t want to see any of your movies.

Do you not get what a creepy weirdo all of your posts here are making you look like? Sane people with outside relationships and healthy hygiene don’t argue what you’re arguing.

Because Axanar forced their hand. Paramount was pretty happy to let the fan productions keep going and turn a blind eye to them, but when someone goes out and blatantly tries to start their own movie studio by making low-budget Trek ripoffs, they had to crack down. You want to complain, complain about the guy who…

Ugh, why does every animated show look exactly like this now. 

If you’re looking for something more recent that Crowe is good in, The Nice Guys is great.

Every character on Bob’s Burgers looks like Jorge Posada.

“I’d see that for a dollar!”

You’re him, aren’t you? There’s no way any other person on earth would be making the arguments you’re making.

As you have mentioned, there will always be only one road psycho for me; RIP Mr. Hauer:

Then WHY For the Love of Zuul are you dying on this hill, and dying there so hard?!!!! You wrote me a think piece in response over this.

Yes, that shirtless muscle-y mutton chop guy really sells it! He looks exactly like pale, scrawny Stamets 🙄.