Well thats kind of the history of modern art in a nutshell. When Duchamp nailed a toilet to the wall of a New York gallery, he was clearly mocking the pretensions of his peers, as if to say “Art is something you piss on”. And then it became a classic art piece that inspired a generation of conceptual artists, I…

No no it will still be crap.

All of it, the show, the actors, the writers, Spike TV, even Vinnie Mancuso, have all vanished into the mist.

Is there a future where he does? He’s completely insulated from any consequences of his actions given that his father-in-law is the President. Even if he was convicted, which is unlikely, Trump would just pardon him.

I can’t think of a better representation of a Trump surrogate than a poorly aging washed-up actor standing in fromt of the Kremlin.

This reminds me of the time the AV Club blew the commenting community away.

Half the time I know before I finish the first paragraph. This time it was halfway through the first sentence, when “Straight-to-DVD human Steven Seagal” made me choke on my lunch.

Steven Seagal isn’t half the anything that Bruce Campbell is.

So frostfall. :|

That’s what I thought when this article appeared a few years back:

Meh, it’s not like a rabbi would have much use for ham otherwise

I would read O’Neal writing about what he had for breakfast, and the longer the better.

Relax, tough guy. I’m not complaining about long books, I’m remarking on this one. It’s weird you are so emotionally invested in my opinion about Stephen King’s coke-tome.

That’s an interesting idea, but I also try to get as nonlethal as possible. One of the great joys of MGS V was playing my pacifist run and then completely switching when shit went wrong. One of my favorite memories from all of gaming was in MGS V, during the mission where you have to kill the 3 warlords in…

Here’s a question for folks: how do people play Dishonored 2? When I play stealth games (MGS V being my personal highwater mark), I tend to take things slowly, figuring out patterns and cover distribution, and methodically make my way through the stage. With Dishonored, though, there’s A. the forced perspective of an…

Steven Seagal isn’t half the Axe Bruce Campbell is.

Always good when you’re halfway through an article and you go “...this is written by O’Neal” before having seen the byline.

hair dipped in souvenir oil from On Deadly Ground

“The goatee-smudged Seagal—who these days actually looks more like Jim Belushi trying to “lay low” in China”