Just like this video never needs any context to be entertaining:

I immediately came down here to gibber about that sentence. It’s some sort of non-Euclidean ouroboros of sucking. Somehow, every part of it makes every other part of it much worse.

Only hurl your monitor if you’re actually reading this on your phone.

Also, always good for a movie’s protagonist to mention how dull his life is.

If you’re playing by this movie’s rules, you should find a pen you’re not using and hurl it.

Paul Verhoeven’s Star Wars Episode IX.

Considering that the U.S. spends more than most countries on education (per student. per year), the real problem is what is taught (and what is ignored). Too many of your schools are controlled by local school boards dominated by groups with religious or political motivations, which actively degrade the sciences…

JULY 6—Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men—including the producers of the hit show “24"—when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search, records show.

i could only hope that drug addled gasbag drowns in Irma

Well, let’s not get carried away. I don’t think saints generally drop drone bombs on innocent children.

This is not an argument.

Hillary Clinton and the DNC cheated Bernie Sanders. Then Hillary Clinton and her horrible advisors called all of Bernie’s supporters a bunch of sexist Bernie Bros. This tactic was tried against Obama in 2008 but failed. Once the DNC’s corruption was exposed Hillary insulted Bernie supporters yet again by hiring…

That’s the dumbest logic-pretzel about voting. They’re smart enough to not be sheeple, but they’re foolish because they won’t blindly vote for someone they don’t want to vote for?

I wasn’t thinking it.

It’s an attempt by boring people to seem interesting

That’s a patently ridiculous comparison, and you should honestly be a little ashamed of yourself for making it.

For very small children, learning very basic information, sure. For adults learning about how the world works? No. That’s beyond ridiculous. It’s absolutely idiotic as a comparison.

It absolutely is bizarre.

Once you head down the path where you believe giving money to an obvious huckster is going to enrich yourself eventually, it is really hard to hop off that train and acknowledge your stupidity.

Please tell me you’re not a teacher. You’re right that teachers don’t run experiments all the time. However, even at young ages, reading the textbook to kids is less effective than activity-based learning, which can include experiments and experiential learning. Hell, even worksheets are better than reading the…