God, someone put this website out of its misery already. 

This is what I immediately thought of.

From Beyond? Re-Animator? Dagon? The Resurrected? All good adaptations, however loosely.

Eh, I don’t hate it, it’s just not my thing. 

S.H.I.T. - What Do You Stand For? gets my nod. Also good stuff from Sect Mark, Sunshine Ward, and Cadaver Dog.

They are named after a song from Aladdin, “Proud of Your Boy”.  You can’t make this shit up.

You’re goddamn right.

Alright, I’ll allow it.

Ok, “How you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun” is a pretty good line.

Yeah, it absolutely still is.

Yeah, it absolutely still is.

Nah, Ether isn’t the killer track people make it out to be. For every good line there’s three “Gay-Z” or “Cockafella” jokes any eight year old could have come up with.

The bloodwine martinis and raw tentacle snacks probably didn’t help.

“Down and Out” is one of my favorite James Brown songs, along with “People Get Up and Drive That Funky Soul” from Slaughter’s Big Rip Off.

His point about Nicholson playing Jack as too crazy and creepy for the beginning arguably has some validity, but for him to tout the miniseries with the dude from Wings as an improvement makes me think he’s still high out of his mind.

I am excited to hear it. I like Devil is Fine but is was messy and half-finshed (which isn’t always the worst thing for black metal). It’s easy for these “black metal/other genre” hybrids to be gimmicky or fail to mix the two styles together coherently, but this guy at least seems to have no shortage of ideas.

22 minutes? Nice. Most rap records should top out at 35 minutes or less - no skits, no filler, no 10 minute monologue about your come-up, just give me the good stuff.

Liefeld bashing is all fine and good, but Cable was created by Chris Claremont and Deadpool and Domino were created by Fabian Nicieza. Liefeld’s “original” characters are slightly revamped versions of Teen Titans or X-men, but XTREME.

That’s par for the course for this kind of movie, though.

It looks like Sausage Party with puppets. How are Franco and Rogen not attached to this crap?