Surprised he didn’t mention that Maggie shot a guy before she learned to walk or talk.

I wonder what ever happened to that Y: The Last Man adaptation.

This actually has potential to be cool, if they don’t force in a bunch of shoehorned cameos/easter eggs and just tell the story of the Surfer and Galactus. The two-issue mini that Moebius did would be a great self-contained movie.

Well at least it’s accurate to the interminable source material.

The only ones I miss are “little kid swearing” and “kung fu movie samples”.

Eh, rap acts have been doing this since at least the invention of the CD. I was listening to Big Pun’s Capitol Punishment the other day and there’s a skit between nearly every single song, and most of them are 90 seconds plus. And a remix of Playa with some nu-metal band. So 90's it hurts.

That’s the spirit.

This is weirdly common in punk too - Milo from the Descendents, and members of Bad Religion and the Offspring (off all fucking bands) have taken long leaves of absence to pursue math or science.

Yeah I guess “Baby who shot a guy” is pretty GOP.

We prefer orange children.

“Confused, terrified old person looking for easy scapegoats and the sweet embrace of death”

“Republicans are happily the party of Homer (self-absorbed, short-sighted idiot), Bart (amoral troll, uninterested in anything resembling education or responsibility), Maggie (actual, literal baby) and Marge (perpetually in denial, pretending everything is fine).”

Agreed. I also wouldn’t call anything about it half-formed, especially since Automata, Godzilla, and Lucy were the competition that year.

A natural evolution of the Men’s Rights Bronies from a few years ago, I guess. Still baffling.

Or Kinjaburger, which I imagine is a two pieces of white bread sitting on top of a horse meat patty, with bread-and-butter pickles and miracle whip smeared on the table next to the plate.

Also Hancock, sorta. And Men in Black is based on a comic, though it’s not a spandex movie.

It’s got a stubby little body and blunt, oversized headstock that make it look like a toy.

Wow, that flying V looks like a fucking ukulele. Absolutely awful.

Them killing Sonar seems like foreshadowing now for sure.

Hell, I still have a 50 buck Chinese strat knockoff from 20 years ago that plays and sounds just fine.