This is all the online stuff. You can play through the single player mode and not encounter this nonsense at all (which is how I recommend you play).

Oh shit, the world isn’t ready to function without Willie. We’ve lost too many real motherfuckers recently. Maybe it’s time to switch to edibles and vaporizers - way less rough on the old lungs.

I know, right?

Presumably, he has Mojo Nixon’s weird spiral haircut from the movie under the hat.

The list of things that don’t make any sense here is just massive.

Don’t forget: What the hell was going on with the foosball table? That scene made me laugh harder than the Ouija board that bursts into flame in the first Paranormal Activity.

He’ll always be Roy from the IT Crowd in everything I ever see him in, forever.

The arm thing didn’t make a lick of sense either - how did it know about the Russian? How was it still functional (and seemingly sentient)? Does Ireland really have a space program??

If the whole movie had had that tone it would’ve been much better. O’Dowd seemed to be the only one who realized what kind of movie he was in (although props to Gugu Mbatha-Raw for actually giving it her all).

I thought it was ok, but it would’ve been so much better not having to tie into Cloverfield at all. The ending should’ve been ambiguous.

Chris O’Dowd’s in this? Hmm, I’m 5% more interested now.

It’s like all those Peter Gabriel records called “Peter Gabriel”.

Came here for this joke.

Or, hear me out, maybe don’t use autoplay videos at all.

Damn, that’s an AV Club deep cut, there.

“Donald’s Game” sounds like a terrifying prospect.

I can’t think of a January in recent memory with so many good releases.

Vexovoid was definitely leaning in that direction - the first Portal record with actual melody, however buried (until the final few seconds, where it oozes out).

That Tribulation is absolutely killer. It’s been a banner year for the metalheads already - Watain, Summoning, Portal, Tribulation, Hooded Menace, and Hamferð all in one month.

Someone probably peed in that giant Waterworld tank at some point.