Ugh, this fucking sucks. RIP, you unclassifiable weirdo bastard.

Shut-in Island

Killing the new way involves tide pods, no doubt.

What?! Shit, what a week.

Plus Flash and Bats are sleek, aerodynamics types, as opposed to Superman’s brawnier frame which needs to be broken up horizontally.

Agreed - it just looks weird as an all-blue unitard, although they’ve tried to fudge it a couple of times with belts or weird unnecessary lines. I think Batman looks fine without the blue drawers, but Superman’s look is all contrast and big colors. Don’t Snyder up the comic costume too.

Yeah that’s fair. “Nas Syndrome”, we call it.

Put him in the maid outfit.

I wish Ab-Soul and Schoolboy got a little more hype - I eat up the weird, dark hazy shit they put out. That last Jay Rock album was nice and unhinged too.

Kevin Smith’s movies are called the “View Askewniverse”? That’s so, so lame.

Ugh, I forgot this movie existed.

Remember when all those hick kids died from drinking mountain dew mixed with gasoline? That was great.

I wanna see Tilda Swinton as Kushner and Ivanka both.

Not gonna lie - I would watch “Big Trucks and Gorillas”.

Argh, my coriander was full of moth eggs or something! Gross.

I’m game.

I’ve finished all my fancy Xmas whiskeys this week, so I’ll be drinking Dickel Black Label, my old standby. The chili will be from the “whatever I have lying around” school of cooking since I don’t feel like trudging to the store.

Well, I’m snowed in again today. Time to drink whiskey and maybe make some chili.

Everybody’s probably already forgotten that Terminator: Genisys happened, but the sole memorable part was Old-ass Terminator fighting digitally de-aged Terminator. It helped that the scene was dark and underlit, and by the fact that Arnold never looked much like a normal human anyway.

Haha, that’s the whole problem in a nutshell. You’d have to be stupid or starving to sign on to one of these doomed-ass movies at this point.