I’ve finished all my fancy Xmas whiskeys this week, so I’ll be drinking Dickel Black Label, my old standby. The chili will be from the “whatever I have lying around” school of cooking since I don’t feel like trudging to the store.

Well, I’m snowed in again today. Time to drink whiskey and maybe make some chili.

Everybody’s probably already forgotten that Terminator: Genisys happened, but the sole memorable part was Old-ass Terminator fighting digitally de-aged Terminator. It helped that the scene was dark and underlit, and by the fact that Arnold never looked much like a normal human anyway.

Haha, that’s the whole problem in a nutshell. You’d have to be stupid or starving to sign on to one of these doomed-ass movies at this point.

Ha! Sadly, no.

One thing common across these CW superhero shows is their awful handling of female characters. Iris West and Laurel Lance spent multiple seasons being poorly written, sidelined, coddled, and aimless. They existed only as nagging obstacles to the titular heroes and essentially the only ones who didn’t know their secret…

A crazy right-wing blowhard unable to grasp the first amendment? Now I’ve seen everything!

In my experience, people who use Groupon:

Oh yeah, it was “Untold” and not “Unbound”. I saw it and can barely even remember it - at first I was going to say Victor Frankenstein, which I also apparently had confused with I, Frankenstein.

Wasn’t that shitty Dracula Unbound movie the first attempt at this, and the Mummy was the “reboot” already? They’re only two movies in and already have almost as many “course corrections” as DC.

I know a black goth dude that calls himself Count Chocula after a couple of drinks.

You must be new.

God, get your shit together AV Club.

Is this review not showing up in the sidebar for anyone else? I thought it still wasn’t up.

This is the first thing I thought of upon reading this headline. It’s not even consistent - many episodes are stretched and/or cropped at different times. Super distracting.

Oh god, Ninja III: The Domination! One of the best terrible Cannon movies, featuring the greatest ever daytime ninja battle on a golf course.

I like a lot of part two but it totally falls apart in the last half hour.

They’re also barely in the first one, and are not the focus at all. Pinhead maybe gets 1o or 15 minutes of screen time.

That may explain why Haitians would hate her, but not the internet conspiracy set - they could give a shit about actual people. Its the money they care about.

The conspiracy theory is that her and Bill pocketed the money from the earthquake relief fund in 2010 through the Clinton Foundation.