Not gonna happen.

When did Mayor McCheese become a Senator?

Damn I just made this joke too.

What he means is that McCain was once the singer for Crass.

All of his spineless ass kissing for naught, what a shame.

Well, this was when he was in full King of New York/Bad Lieutenant crackhead mode. In fact I think this move came out right after those two.

Are you Shia LeBoeuf?

Chris Brown does this too, so maybe it's just the garbage people R&B singers.

I guess the ending is divisive, based on other comments, but I like the ambiguity of it.

Remember the episode where they cut Jaime's hand off and quick-cut to some bogus fake Springsteen crap and everybody was confused and angry? Good times.

That would be "I Sell the Dead".

Meg Tilly's actually really terrifying in it.

Not to mention Frankenstein, Dracula, et al.

I love the Ferrera version - it's the most surreal and chilling of all the remakes. The '78 version is probably technically a better movie, but the Ferrera one borders on Lynchian nightmare material.

Tilda Swinton.

Is that before or after the Ouija board bursts into flame?

Ah, the "Battlefield Earth" 'do.

Yeah, it's easily the worst Danny Boyle movie. I keep meaning to pick up the book someday…

Dolby 2.0 Surround is basically faux-surround mixed for two speakers. It is essentially stereo designed to be perceived as surround.

Is that the one with the sentient black mold? I thought it was pretty weak.