Don't forget rappin' Alan Thicke.

His new album has 80 credited writers.

I can't believe there's twelve of them. The last one I even really knew about was like 5.

I've seen this happen at the bar I work at too. Then we found out fire drinks are illegal in our state. No more tiki night!

And the costume was made of tinfoil and saran wrap.

It's the best Thing suit for sure.

Oh yeah, you're right. I was confused because it's another Van Lente book in addition to being 90's Valiant.

That's too bad - it's great.

This was my reaction when they started publishing Valiant again.

Archer and Armstrong and this one are the top of the Valiant heap, and the Magnus Robot Fighter reboot is pretty damn good too. Anything by Fred Van Lente is worth reading.

"Where the fuck is your chin?"

"I regret that I have but one shirt to give to my country." -Abbie Hoffman

I liked Keanu too but it was admittedly pretty thin.

Please have enough respect to call him by his proper name, Jam Courtnington.

No, Show No Mercy is a great album.

Pfft, even Momoa might be too emotive for that.

He was terrible as Conan, but his cameo in Dong of Justice was the only time I laughed during that entire movie.

Too bad trump can't grow whimsical facial hair.

Oh, I have, I have.

I hated Open Water passionately, and thought The Shallows was middling at best.