This was my reaction when they started publishing Valiant again.

Archer and Armstrong and this one are the top of the Valiant heap, and the Magnus Robot Fighter reboot is pretty damn good too. Anything by Fred Van Lente is worth reading.

"Where the fuck is your chin?"

"I regret that I have but one shirt to give to my country." -Abbie Hoffman

I liked Keanu too but it was admittedly pretty thin.

Please have enough respect to call him by his proper name, Jam Courtnington.

No, Show No Mercy is a great album.

Pfft, even Momoa might be too emotive for that.

He was terrible as Conan, but his cameo in Dong of Justice was the only time I laughed during that entire movie.

Too bad trump can't grow whimsical facial hair.

Oh, I have, I have.

I hated Open Water passionately, and thought The Shallows was middling at best.

Deep Blue Sea after a few drinks

Why is so hard to make a good shark movie? There's hundreds of them out there, and only about 1 and a half are any good.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're thinking of kitten mittens.

They also make really good material for guitar picks! You can get like 12 if you cut carefully.

Yeah, Cage's nonstop shit talking is a big part of the character, which was woefully underserved by the show. He's so square.

Most netflix shows could be improved by cutting two or three episodes.

He RAPPED the themes of the show, something we haven't seen since the 90's. Crucial difference.