Or she turns him onto Throbbing Gristle, and he begins surgically remaking himself in her image.

I still have a bunch of the old comics - they were indeed pretty dark.

"Don't Drive Angry"

They both look immune to damage from the sun, though…

Hmm, I think I need to watch that new Tick show.

I think it was slavish devotion to the source material, visually, while completely missing the tone, themes, and overall point of the source. All the glorious slo-mo violence, the triumphant Leonard Cohen sex scene, Ozymandias' transparent villainy - so much stuff Snyder just botched. Who cares how accurate the…

Maybe if he'd had a safari hat with little ears. Maybe.

The goofy trenchcoat outfit made me spit out my drink when it first appeared. It looked like it was designed by a 12 year old in 1996.

Wow, all these comments and no one's mentioned Brian Cranston yet? You're slacking, AV Club goons.

My cat is a tortie. I can vouch for the psychosis.

I want to see an adaption of the arc where Castle feeds Enron to a bunch of sharks.

I preferred Dave Chang's herculean efforts to consume the nastiest "food" possible to the boring "let's eat whatever's new at Taco Bell" videos they do now.

Six String Samurai - great concept, lousy execution.

Never knew his real name was "Bustamente". That's awesome.

I would argue The Green Hornet does so on the same basis.

Did Grover Norquist go again this year?

I think it's the Double Crown actually.

Gangs of wild, deadly Hipsters.

James Brolin was in Hail Caesar?

Because Rupert Murdoch