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Does Japan use the Inception Fart noise for every trailer too, or is this just for the American version?

Who knew Horsefellow was an A7X fan?

At the risk of being That Guy, these are all death metal bands. It says "Deathfest" right there at the top.

I will attempt to answer this seriously, even if nobody really gives a shit. The reason the logos are hard to read is the the same reason the music tends to be lo-fi, abrasive and offensive: to discourage outsiders and dilettantes. This article, however snarky, nails it when it says black metal fans "consider

DAWES and Wye Oak, the two whitest musical acts to have ever existed.

*Cock-a-roach

There will be plenty of other garish CGI nightmares two summers from now, don't worry.

I seriously thought it was a real doc until…you know.

This seems like a good rule of thumb. A Madea Christmas vs Predator.

The OG one gave me "Eight Legged Priest" which is pretty cool.

I'll never get my Chucky vs Leprechaun movie at this rate.

No he's still a little kid in the first one (somehow). He pops out of the lake at the end.

Well, I got nothing but contempt and derisive laughter for Sting, so we are at equilibrium.

Hasil Adkins is fucking great. There need be no irony when enjoying his stuff - it's just good, raw, weird rock n roll. I even like his 90's old man stuff - it's more mature but still unhinged and catchy.

Oh yeah, there's one I haven't seen in a really long time.

Hey, Glen Benton! Proud father of Satan-Spawn the Cacodaemon Benton.

Not a great year for horror in general, outside of From Dusk til Dawn, and arguably The Frighteners and Scream. Also the whole Dr. Moreau debacle…

Lockjaw is Nick Offerman in my mind.

Nick Kroll should play Karnak, obviously.