I really liked Thomas Hayden Church as Sandman. They should have cut out Franco and That 70s dude and just had him and Dylan Baker as the Lizard. Then maybe we could've had this movie too!

I always wanted Ron Perlman to play Kraven. He should be a big barrel chested cigar-chomping asshole, I think.

I can't disagree, but most of that was due to studio meddling. Which answers my question, I guess.

Especially considering Mysterio's background as a stuntman turned hammy actor turned villain.

Yeah, wow! How the hell did we end up with those Marc Webb movies instead of this?

I wondered what the hell that meant too.

I thought Zemo was pretty bland. At least give him the mask and/or the fucked up face.

They actually adapted "She" in the 70s too, so it's not like they can claim ignorance

Well, good thing Nazi Captain America took care of him.

The Cosby Show?

Origin story/found footage/reboot: the shitty movie Hat Trick.

I kind of like Vampires, but it's not exactly great cinema. Good cast though.

I mean, he freezes somebody's face with liquid nitrogen and smashes it against their desk. That's just genius.

I'd go to bat for Part 4, purely because of Crispin Glover (especially his dance scene). It's not "good" exactly, but not awful.

People always say this, but Jason has killed cops, hicks, yuppies, nerds, hikers, old people, paintballers, astronauts, etc. too. He's got a diverse portfolio.

Sure, buddy.

That's the first thing I thought too, but it turns out there were plenty of actual Neo-Nazis there.

There's tons of "Rock Against Communism" band out there, though it's good and sensible that you can't name any besides Skrewdriver.

There was an actual RAC band at this though.

Yeah, the RAC band Offensive Weapon played, and the audience was full of boneheads.