*courageous, if we're being pedantic.

People aren't even trying with these band names anymore.

"Klosterman encountered the party guest in a black T-shirt emblazoned
with the Dio logo at approximately 9:30 p.m., walked directly over to
the man, and immediately launched into a treatise on how the band’s
1983 debut release Holy Diver represented the purest manifestation of heavy metal music, “or, at least, our…

Wow, Run and D and those other guys in Aerosmith almost prevented Rap Metal.

Everything after about 1999, at least.

I frequently want to copy edit.

I saw an ad-thing on this site that said "Stop Eating These 7 "Healthy" Death Foods" with a picture of an avocado.

"Proactive" and "Paradigm" are growing up so fast.

Anybody with standards above the bare minimum required to sustain life is a snob!

*ZZ Top is too full of Tex-Mex food to get up and leave*

Maybe so, but certainly not from Kevin Smith.

The 90's cartoon? No, you are far from alone. It's pretty shoddy, actually.

Yeah I think I counted a couple of fake-cliffhangers in there, probably.

Damn, that's the one I was looking for.

Five comments and no Don Coscarelli jokes? (I don't have one either…)

Prof X has croaked seven times by my count.

Forearm or GTFO.

Someday I'm going to have to try to watch that…

Also would have accepted Shabba Ranks' "Flex (Time to Have X-men)".

If anyone can survive 2016, it's Ozzy.