You just keep telling yourself that, chump.

Dickel is easily the best whiskey in the price range, miles better than JD or Evan Williams. I don't think I knew that Merle endorsed it, but he's sure as hell not wrong.

Image is probably the strongest publisher of comics today. Almost all of the books I read come from Image these days.

Aw, I like NoES 2.

Man, I'm not liking the Arseface makeup at all. It looks like some cheap shit from the Halloween tent outside the mall.

"Across the pond" means "on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean". DC is not "across the pond" from NY.

I loved The Limits of Control, the most Jarmusch movie ever. Most of the people I watched it with hated it though. That ending made it all worth while for me though.

Oh Shit! RIP. Fucking 2016, man.

Fred Garvin?! Noooo!

How about a 300 version of the moon landing where sweaty erotic moon men fend off an invasion of earthlings lead by a foppish, mincing JFK?

I was a Neilson person in the late 80's. I remember filling out those little booklets for like a week and then never doing it again. I couldn't what the box was for if I had to do paperwork too.

Drunken Master II is probably my favorite martial arts movie. It opens with another bonkers train fight and closes with a barefoot battle on a bed of hot coals.

Clearly he should make one CD and sell it for 2 milli.

What about Robert Smith?

There was some twincest in Afterlife with Archie, but that was basically satire.

You're thinking of D'Angelo.

Predator, Actually

49,500 are played by blond guys named Chris.

I skipped the first two issues of this assuming it would be corny and dated, especially after Soule's run. This preview does not reassure me.

No, those movies contain jokes.