Someone hasn't seen Dirty Grandpa

SWIMNORGASM is a nice acronym at least…

Carey's Lucifer is one of the best Vertigo series ever, in my opinion. I can't believe they made this out of it.

I like both, and despise Rob Zombie movies.

It should've made Walton Goggins the lead, not Brody. Fatal flaw.

So, Breaking Bad 2: Electric Boogaloo? Or have we retired that joke?

"Honky Grandpa Be Trippin"

I'm guessing the indie from New Zealand is Housebound, which is pretty good and fun. Don't want to spoil anything, but I can guess which element…

What if they were in Cloud Atlas?

In the dollar bin?

Also something about the movie portraying white people as villainous and pathologically angry, which is just hilarious in context.

"Everything in Star Wars makes me think about black penises"

Wise choice. I only knew about it because of one of the other articles on here.

http://i2.wp.com/www.wehunt…

http://oscar.go.com/nominees

He's saying "Old white people don't want to give oscars to people who aren't white and if you make them you're a bully" I think.

Kind of like widespread Republican gerrymandering?

I once had "Ram in Down Your Throat Bitch" (aka "Hit me with Your Best Shot") stuck in my head for like three days. That's a fucked up one to walk around town to…

BOO! He was worse than Lungdren.

At the very least, this article's “awesome white guy shows all these Asian folks how to really do martial arts” is wildly inaccurate on several levels. Anything for some empty snark though….