What if they were in Cloud Atlas?

In the dollar bin?

Also something about the movie portraying white people as villainous and pathologically angry, which is just hilarious in context.

"Everything in Star Wars makes me think about black penises"

Wise choice. I only knew about it because of one of the other articles on here.

http://i2.wp.com/www.wehunt…

http://oscar.go.com/nominees

He's saying "Old white people don't want to give oscars to people who aren't white and if you make them you're a bully" I think.

Kind of like widespread Republican gerrymandering?

I once had "Ram in Down Your Throat Bitch" (aka "Hit me with Your Best Shot") stuck in my head for like three days. That's a fucked up one to walk around town to…

BOO! He was worse than Lungdren.

At the very least, this article's “awesome white guy shows all these Asian folks how to really do martial arts” is wildly inaccurate on several levels. Anything for some empty snark though….

You probably are right, it's been a few years.

That second part is more or less what happens in the Matt Fraction book. There are several other superior warriors from Kun Lun, and Danny is talented but undisciplined etc.

The best Punisher crossover was Punisher vs. Eminem.

Punisher isn't trying to live a double life with two irritating children and a nagging wife, so no.

However, if Netflix has Punisher run over Wolverine with a steamroller like in the Ennis comic, it will be 100% worth it.

Eh, there's still plenty wrong with that movie. Just because it's an improvement on the other two turds doesn't make it perfect.

Those people are objectively wrong.

"Hey, stop stealing my coke!" -James Woods