Funky would be great as a Lars von Trier morb-fest.

If you want a Superman book, Action has been pretty good since Greg Pak took over a few issues ago. Other than that, it's slim picking aside from the original Morrison run.

I like that the ending of Age of Ultron was basically time breaking from all the time travel, and Hank McCoy's solution was immediately more time travel.

Isn't Daken still dead though? Maybe they can team up in hell.

I can't figure out why his sick tribal tats regenerate, but they do…

More hip than Daken, the Anthony Keidis of Wolverine knockoffs?

Oh man, I love "Paladin of the Lost Hour", the actual short story. I had no idea it was adapted for this, even though I probably saw it as a kid. I definitely need to see that.

Freddie Gibbs isn't fucking backpack rap. He's about as far from that as you can get, Madlib or no.

Haha, he'll never finish any of those! "My hard drive was left in a taxi! It's not because I'm bored of them and have the attention span of a goldfish!"

Ellis left him copious notes to work from, like Morrison did with the DC stuff before him. Without that even his high-concept ideas are mostly "what if x hero was a villain" or some variation on that theme.

Yeah the movies got the look and the abbreviated histories from Ultimates but fortunately the characterization is mostly from the originals. Nobody would want to see Millar's vile, bigoted Cap on the big screen. I did kind of like the "is Thor actually a god or just a crazy drunk with powers?" bit, which was touched…

Nemesis is the worst comic of the decade so far, in my opinion. Just reprehensible on every level.

I like to think he would be a pieroghi.

Whoa, never knew that one. These rarely go peacefully.

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Those Image-style comics he made in the 90's are some of the most batshit stuff I've ever read - insane bulging muscles and prehensile arm-tassels combined with impenetrable nonsense "philosophy" and elf torture. RIP.

Yeah, the pinball museum's awesome.

Apollo 13 - thirteen ball multiball! Maybe Terminator 2. Or Getaway.

I've literally never had a problem with open office, but I just use the word and excel knockoffs.

Nothing worse than a receding hairline/white guy dreads combo.