Sorry man. Didn’t mean to sucker punch you.

You’re offended by a joke on the internet, but I’m the one who takes himself a bit too seriously? OK.

If Pete Davidson can lose his dad in 9/11 and still find humor in it, then I think it is fair to say that ANYTHING can be funny.

I don’t believe in sacred cows.

Bombs against Boston rarely go over well

*Mexico City Gaucho’s CF scales wall to rob a would-be homer*

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

I tried to apologize to him after the incident but he refused.

The Blue Jays fans have been great this series, as loud as I’ve heard a sports crowd in a long time.

This makes me so happy that the Jays clinched in your building.

No, you’re definitely not nitpicking. You’re just making observations that are wrong. Very wrong. It’s a perfect throw.

Pictured: Deadspin Editorial Process

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

“YES, YES! GIVE IT TO ME!”

I’m glad someone bespoke up for him.

“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

Gravity falls