The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

Since when is 6'3" little? But, yes, he does have classic symptoms of cranial rodent infestation.

But he’s not wrong. Michigan fans are whiny and Bo never won a title. 🤷

Shouldn’t you be fucking your cousin?

Don’t you have a Paul Finebaum rant to prepare?

Fittest president since Taft - Harold Bornstein

Not like Canyon is much better. Though I guess it’s better than his sister, Butte Barry.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

Yeah. Height and weight are the only indication of size difference. That’s all. It has nothing to do at all with muscle mass or anything like that at all. Boy is my face red.

I want to know when OSU officials and the police are going to charge all the Buckeye players that played a part in the horrendous actions of the Bowling Green Massacre.

This was a woman consenting to using her body in a sexual manner, and that’s not the Baylor way.

Bonus if they have Keenan Thompson as Frederick Douglas playing an actual member of the staff. Or maybe just hanging out in every scene like a Where’s Waldo.

John Daly is Fucked Up Again, Enters Tournament

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

“How would the Packers’ offensive line walk up to the stand right now? ”

China 1948:

He just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side.

“Nothing is interactive. Nothing is real,”

Y’know, maybe it wasn’t such a great idea to hire a coach with a few credits’ worth of Philosophy courses from Trump University...