The report later added that some players had complained about discolored urine

That’s Thad Matta. I think the joke here is a play on his name, so Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Took me a few minutes, but I think that’s it.

What’s the Matta? He’s just a Thad exercised.

It probably didn’t help that after he immediately pulled over, he immediately opened his door, and proceeded to immediately get out of the car.

As someone who had their car stolen, I wish there was nosey person around who saw them fiddling with my car handle and fiddling around inside the car before stealing it so they could call the cops.

So if a black guy takes a crowbar to your car you don’t want anyone to report it?

If someone thought they saw a person trying to force my car open I would like them to report a possible theft, I don’t care if it’s me. they don’t know that. This woman has zero fault in calling, It’s fucking moronic that people think she’s somehow at fault here.

Blake Murphy stated that she saw him with a “bar in his hand...trying to jimmy it open”. It seems to me that she thought he was a car thief and that he would be arrested. Seems pretty straight forward.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

What are yuan about?

Are you in Australia?

Why is Donald Trump arm wrestling Kenny Loggins?

Wait...you open with “I love science” and then go on to dispute evolution?

I ran my bike into an empty chicken coop once. No harm no fowl.

The silent racial slur = the forever cop out

I highly doubt someone would yell racial slurs at a basketball game, where there are other black people around to hear them.

You’re trying too hard

It’s lame, but it’s not lamé.

this would never happen in goodminton

There seems to be a discrepancy. KTVU is reporting that the participants were Igona Beetchu and Somwanna Hepmee.