Chesty LaRue!

Melanka always looks like she’s about to unhinge her jaw and swallow some small animal whole. So angular, with nothing but hard, unforgiving edges. I wonder if the agency charges him double-time when he needs her for road trips?

Melanka always looks like she’s about to unhinge her jaw and swallow some small animal whole. So angular, with nothing but hard, unforgiving edges. I wonder if the agency charges him double-time when he needs her for road trips?

Understood, Barry.

Melanka is just phoning it in now. She’s clearly counting down the days until the personal-services contract she signed with Orange Jowlius expires.

Melanka is just phoning it in now. She’s clearly counting down the days until the personal-services contract she signed with Orange Jowlius expires.

This Harbaugh feller is one weird little dude.

This Harbaugh feller is one weird little dude.

This Harbaugh feller is one weird little dude.

Is this still a thing? No NHL, no listen ...

Look at that fat, bloated piece of shit. “237 pounds”, my ass - that’s 300 pounds of piled-up shit, if’n its an ounce ...

Look at that fat, bloated piece of shit. “237 pounds”, my ass - that’s 300 pounds of piled-up shit, if’n its an ounce ...

Look at that fat, bloated piece of shit. “237 pounds”, my ass - that’s 300 pounds of piled-up shit, if’n its an ounce ...

Tim didn’t get the memo. All the kool kidz are calling these “beefs” - beef roasts, beef wellingtons, beef stews. Beef tartare. Beef briskets, beef burritos, beef Bolognese. Beef burgers and beer-battered beefs. Shredded beefs, beef chilis and beef stroganoffs. Chipped beefs. Cream beefs. cream chipped beefs. Beef…

Dear god ... is this still a “thing”?

Just look at the shape of that bloated, spray-painted turd. A hard-boiled egg governs the free world ...

That almost looks like a Crosby. But the wacker didn’t come from behind, and the wacked was in a position to possibly see the wacking ...

That almost looks like a Crosby. But the wacker didn’t come from behind, and the wacked was in a position to possibly see the wacking ...

That almost looks like a Crosby. But the wacker didn’t come from behind, and the wacked was in a position to possibly see the wacking ...

Tell us where the bad person touched you, you poor little victim.