Chesty LaRue!

Understood, Barry.

This Harbaugh feller is one weird little dude.

This Harbaugh feller is one weird little dude.

This Harbaugh feller is one weird little dude.

Is this still a thing? No NHL, no listen ...

Look at that fat, bloated piece of shit. “237 pounds”, my ass - that’s 300 pounds of piled-up shit, if’n its an ounce ...

Look at that fat, bloated piece of shit. “237 pounds”, my ass - that’s 300 pounds of piled-up shit, if’n its an ounce ...

Look at that fat, bloated piece of shit. “237 pounds”, my ass - that’s 300 pounds of piled-up shit, if’n its an ounce ...

Tim didn’t get the memo. All the kool kidz are calling these “beefs” - beef roasts, beef wellingtons, beef stews. Beef tartare. Beef briskets, beef burritos, beef Bolognese. Beef burgers and beer-battered beefs. Shredded beefs, beef chilis and beef stroganoffs. Chipped beefs. Cream beefs. cream chipped beefs. Beef…

Dear god ... is this still a “thing”?

Just look at the shape of that bloated, spray-painted turd. A hard-boiled egg governs the free world ...

That almost looks like a Crosby. But the wacker didn’t come from behind, and the wacked was in a position to possibly see the wacking ...

That almost looks like a Crosby. But the wacker didn’t come from behind, and the wacked was in a position to possibly see the wacking ...

That almost looks like a Crosby. But the wacker didn’t come from behind, and the wacked was in a position to possibly see the wacking ...

Couldn’t watch it. I’m assuming Crosby only wacked a couple of Sens in the nuts. though, as it wasn’t the lead.

Couldn’t watch it. I’m assuming Crosby only wacked a couple of Sens in the nuts. though, as it wasn’t the lead.

This is undoubtedly the most exciting MLB action in a decade. MLB is da ass.

This is undoubtedly the most exciting MLB action in a decade. MLB is da ass.

This is undoubtedly the most exciting MLB action in a decade. MLB is da ass.