Dear god, look at that physique. We elected a hardboiled egg to lead the free world ...

Dear god, look at that physique. We elected a hardboiled egg to lead the free world ...

I’ve never cared for him either. But hard not to be happy for him today.

I’ve never cared for him either. But hard not to be happy for him today.

I love how all the I-do-it-my-way sports bros are showcasing their individualism by doing the same disgusting shaggy-beard-long-scraggly-hair thing. I salute you, rugged individualists!

I thought the permission-to-transfer thing only arose for undergrads. It boggles the mind that a coach can screw with a student’s post-grad options.

Agreed ... the picture shows how rash a decision Petrino made.

Agreed ... the picture shows how rash a decision Petrino made.

Cricket is soccer (“football”, futbol, ...), but interesting.

The Blue Jackets have been treading water since their 16 game winning streak ended. They are a good – but overrated – team.

The Blue Jackets have been treading water since their 16 game winning streak ended. They are a good – but overrated – team.

The Blue Jackets have been treading water since their 16 game winning streak ended. They are a good – but overrated – team.

Coke is a helluva drug ...

That makes sense - thanks!

I love eggplant parm, and this is the basic go-to, down-and-dirty process I use when making it (w/a couple minor differences - flour instead of cornstarch, chopped fresh parsley in the egg bath). But as God is my witness, I never considered stopping short of the baking and simply making a decadent sammitch ... good…

You’re delicate. Dainty, even ...

What’s the deal w/Raftery and that stOOpid staccato thing he has to do? Thankfully, he seems to have dialed it back mostly to a bit of schtick at tip-off, but if that’s your signature move ...

Something about that picture of Noonan is grating, and I suspect that is why Deadspin continually uses it. The weirdly-distressed hair, the ready-to-anoint hand gesturing, the gold shirt. It’s Saint Peggy.

Something about that picture of Noonan is grating, and I suspect that is why Deadspin continually uses it. The weirdly-distressed hair, the ready-to-anoint hand gesturing, the gold shirt. It’s Saint Peggy.

Does the women’s side see the same one-and-done drain of elite talent from the elite programs that the men’s side experiences? I’d imagine the parity we watch at March Madness comes from elite programs filled with underclassmen playing against lesser-known teams fielding experienced, senior-led players.