We have a former game-show host doing an awful Charlie Sheen impersonation running the free world. Yay.

I dutifully try to watch the World Cup every four years, and I’ll occasionally catch a bit of one of the EPL games shown live here. But frankly, a guy in San Jose faking death to draw a call is no different than a guy in Southampton faking death to draw a call. Boring.

“... nobody knew health care was so complicated ... “, or some such.

Googly

Googly

Googly

Granlund’s right skate in the crease and obstructing the blocker-arm/stick of Quick, prior to puck release?

In Donald J Trump’s defense, he is little more than an enlarged colon with dirty lint stuck to one end ...

In Donald J Trump’s defense, he is little more than an enlarged colon with dirty lint stuck to one end ...

I’m always confused when I see such behavior. On one hand I think it might be nice to be so self-assured/unselfconscious as to not care if anyone spots you in an intimate moment. On the other, I’m appalled by people who so brazen as to flaunt their intimate moments publically ...

I’m always confused when I see such behavior. On one hand I think it might be nice to be so self-assured/unselfconscious as to not care if anyone spots you in an intimate moment. On the other, I’m appalled by people who so brazen as to flaunt their intimate moments publically ...

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Seriously. And it only takes about fifteen seconds a head ...

Alternate title: “HamNo riffs on HamNow”

This being China, the bear was subsequently ground up and put on the marker as a “miracle aphrodisiac” ...

This being China, the bear was subsequently ground up and put on the market as a “miracle aphrodisiac” ...

The fuck is all this ‘Pewdiepie” horse shit about? Is this in the same vein as that “Milo” character all the kidz are talking about?

I wouldn’t presume to know whether Hitler ever ate a taco. But I’ve seen indisputable photographic evidence that he has eaten at least one taco bowl ...

Huh.

Huh.