probably gonna start most of my conversations with “speaking of butts” now, tbh.

I want to crowdsource a question I have about chelsea’s “process.”

Eight more of these, on the other hand...

I firmly believe that Leslie should commentate everything. Nature shows, Westminster Dog show, every single episode of Game of Thrones (one wasn’t enough!)- EVERYTHING. And I would watch all of it.

“Small government.”

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

Remember to call from a safe phone. One the abuser doesn’t have access to. Even deleting a number from a call log leaves it on your bill.

Yeah, that’s the thing needing prioritizing here.

all bears.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

It’s always amusing to me when people are like “but how do I tell my kiiiiiiiiiiids.” Because those people have never conceptualized being gay as not being something primarily sexual. And I think that’s partly because of the phrase “sexual preference” and “homosexual,” but also because so many straight people just…

#NotAllSteves

Stephen Hawking also has come out publically against the malevolent ball of orange gas known as Donald Trump.

Stephen King (the author) is okay too. Not Steve King (the insane Congessman).

Here’s one of the worst things about this POS getting off after murdering that little boy: you know one day he’s going to kill someone else. He’s already come close with his girlfriend(s?) in the past; it’s just a matter of time before he murders someone else. The jury that acquitted him and the DA office that…

Not hard enough

I’m 100% white, but a lot of the time I look at mixed girl websites for hair inspiration and product advice, because I wear my 2C-3B hair curly all the time. My hair is really healthy, since I never use heat on it, don’t use shampoo with detergents, and condition every day. The downside is that, on the very rare…

I’ve decided to never go to a stylist who’s not Deva Certified again.

OMG, let go of my hand! Like bitch, was your hand not just in my hair? Go on trick.