Chop that wood

Since 1776.

“No whey!”

Alternate descriptions of home run:

Sir, I don’t believe you get Deadspin...

I would warn the NFL of a potential suit, but after looking at that picture, Pellman clearly has no idea how to put a decent one together.

I knew those moves looked familiar

Couldn’t wait longer than eight minutes to explain your joke?

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.