So a Whopper?

I have to admit, the Apple hype machine is pretty impressive. When other companies came out with smart watches and NFC payment technologies, no one covered it other than tech bloggers. When Apple releases anything, it's all over every major news network.

ASHLEY, now that I will be one of the first 100 people to have one of these machines in the US, I officially invite you to a dinner at my Estate with my wife and family.

Says the person with "boywonder5691" handle.