Beyoncé is so overrated that there’s a freaking autocorrect for the accent on the “e”. I have to clarify that or else y’all would think I’m so into her that I put it there myself.

As a singer, she gets paid to sing. Yet she doesn’t want to sing or doesn’t trust her vocals. You say diva, I say well done, con-artist.

That man isn’t a striker. Why is he dribbling to the near post? Why wait so long to set up a tap in?

If they Clips were in the east, we’d be talking about them like they’re the Cavs.

That’s not a Lowe piece, that’s common sentiment in Clipper Nation.

Were traveling to th Sudamericana final, so World Series. But I guess NLCS works since it’s not Libertadores.

*poof*

Jones should’ve been sent off 3 times.