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This is the first time something on the Takeout pissed me off. I live in NORTH DA-FUCKING-KOTA. It doesn’t get more Midwest than that. I’m sorry our culture is third world to you. But you’re gonna receive the brunt of my “fuck you”. I’m so sorry we exist at all. I live in Grand Forks. Yeah, the Grand Forks that

Sorry, but every single article ripping on Midwest food sounds horribly pretentious. Every single one. 

Keep in mind this was a Randall's from the 80s.  If it was an HEB from today, he would have requested asylum on the spot.

Hmph.. top this!

Golden Axe movie when?

Actually, the weirdest thing is the SEGA movie logo showing a bunch of awesome classic IP SEGA has no interest in ever using again.

Im sorry, did you just call the Delorean ugly??

Bumblebee managed to have the Transformers look  much truer to their roots and they looked great 

Yeah... just jack those 80's 90's characters straight into my veins. I don’t think anime has gotten worse or anything, but that older style really speaks to me.

♫ Jigg-ly-puff, jigglyyyy-puff
Jigg-ly-puff, jigglyyyy puuuuuf ♫ 

Jigglypuff or GTFO

Imma interrupt for a second to talk about Lev Parnas. I thought he was just a dumb Patsy when he got picked up be the feds. Who knew that he had All The Receipts?

Does the GAO have an enforcement unit? No, right? Well, then.

Because Kamille is an autistic child with a girls name.

Listen up all of you dixie whistling Nazi fucks, there would be no ISIS or theocratic Iran if it wasn’t for American traitors, mostly republicans, willing to lick Saudi ass for oil and money. George W. Bush made ISIS and his Saudi puppeteers are still paying for it.

May I point out that the votes were divided between 24 diverse Democratic representatives and 17 white Republicans?

Seeing all those alien creatures on the ship brought back some long-dormant memories for me too. I remember loving that movie as a kid, but haven’t thought about it in probably 25 years.

Sometimes I try to explain square one to people and I sound like a crazy person. They insist I am making this mythical show up.

Damn straight! Banana split is the fuckin' tits!