He speaks like he’s in grade school and now wants to be called elite. 

Read Jedi Knight and was thinking Jedi Outcast, god I loved that game.

Loved the line on how he went to better schools and has better grades yet refuses to release his transcripts. 

But they are still under audit so no one can see them, not even the IRS. 

They only arrest a white guy when he screws over rich white guys.

But her emails! /s

His briefcase was broken!

But can it compete with the General’s Fried Chicken from Undercover Brother?

Not enough moonlight in some to fight evil by.

I expect a poll to be released soon asking for the correct way. 

I thought you were joking, damn it’s a massive fight in the comments over there. All men should stay FAR away from that article.

Does he know anyone that isn’t breaking the law?

He thinks that’s what you chew to get rid of bad breath.

I can’t wait to hear what Clarkson, Hammond, and May say about this.

Amen

I lost it hearing the story of his hemorrhoid.

It sounds like he is still stoned and on drugs since all he knows how to say is that Smith’s work’s suck. I’d get him a thesaurus but I don’t think he can read words with bigger syllables.  

I played a few rounds last night and didn’t like it. If the next chapter assignment is to play firestorm I will skip it. I didn’t like wandering the map with the squad and not finding anyone till we got swarmed in the last circle. I’ll stick to breakthrough and frontlines. I actually miss the first version of…

The parents and grandparents of the people who are wearing the better red than dem shirts are rolling in their graves. My grandfather fought in WWII, was a big patriot and supported Trump. I wonder if he would have changed his mind after all these russian contacts and help came to light before he passed. 

She turned me into a newt!