My first thought was even hair tries to run away from evil.

I’d rather it pass like crap through a goose than a kidney stone.

Agree, I have several older people on facebook that keep sharing stupid shit like prayer and bibles being outlawed in schools and to bring it back. 

And if it’s revealed that Trump is guilty I am sure Graham will get the vapors.

I loved The Good Wife and was lucky enough to watch from the beginning. I want to see the spin off but won’t go for All Access.

Doctor Who, I caught an episode on Sci-Fi way back when and saw 10 and Rose and loved it. Tennant is my Doctor.

I don’t remember Roadhouse....

Can we get a national emergency to add Supreme Court seats to be filled by a Democrat President?

I got the double bag of honey bunches of oats and am about to finish bag 2 and stocked up on honey nut cheerios. Ive had the big ass box of egg in the fridge for awhile only because Ive been eating more cereal instead of eggs for bfast. 

Your Church’s must be run by idiots, the one down the street from me always has fresh hot tasty fries. The kind of fry you over buy and refry the next morning with eggs and make tacos out of.

All of my dough packages never pop as I rip, I have to hit it against the counter top edge to pop them.

I remember watching it and liking it when I was younger then I saw clips a few years ago and realized it was just a bunch of yelling and not funny at all.

I remember reading it for a class my freshman year in college but I do not remember any of the book. I may have to pick it up again and revisit it.

I work in a high school (tech not a teacher) and after every shooting in the news I go over possible scenarios in the class I am put to cover for a professor when they are not on campus. In a normal classroom use desks to bar the doors but mine is a science class with lab desks that don’t move so best bet is to roll…

I must have missed the part where the founding fathers required a pristine credit score to be in office. Makes me wonder how the hell Mango Mussolini made it with all those bankruptcies. 

But will he somehow get him to say snoogins or snooch to the nooch.

Interesting. I haven’t played in a long time and it threw me for a loop that the stack changed.

Tell him about the Twinkie.

I think what makes the movie great is because they didn’t try to make it a full blown comedy like the reboot. The new movie tried too hard to be funny and failed.

I’m right with you, most of the time I won’t play multiplayer because people are idiots. Only exception is games like Battlefield and Battlefront. Sometimes your group acts like they have the mental capacity of a chihuahua on meth.